Shhhh

Pals,
 
I was going to write about bed today, btw, but it got too long. A preview for next week: Brad Pitt allegedly goes to bed at seven p.m., and if true he is part of a socio-sexual trend I'm going to call "Bedtiming," okay???

It was suggested to me this week by an otolaryngologist (which, sorry, is that word horny? Like the word itself is down …