Hi. So.
Until Wednesday, I had been “self-self-isolating” with a drag-ass cold that I guess became a sinus infection (ever had a swollen uvula?), or, I was sort-of self-isolating, like, I went in my little local café and the grocery store and the doctor's office with a toddler’s ballerina-toed, wall-hugging hesitancy, and while I haven't worn a mask, I h…