THE FEELING: Go to Bed

The phenomenology of being a woman right now is to be simultaneously attuned to your own beauty and power, and feel somehow unattended to

Pals,

I’m not great at Twitter — I’m not joke-funny OR pithy OR self-deprecating OR argumentative — but I think I scored with “I don't believe anyone's account of their morning routine if it doesn't include ‘forgot what I was doing and stood still for ten minutes’” liiiyyyyyyke, right???

I have semi-recently moved from a real snow-capped mountain of a mor…